YOU'RE VERY KIND AND SPECIAL

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alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now



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mrsuspicious:

Celebrity Chef D&D Alignments

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Celebrity Chef D&D Alignments

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