girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

peppermint-prince:

i love hearing puppies running over to you

it’s literally just

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vinyl tape on stairs- jim lambie 

vinyl tape on stairs- jim lambie 

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spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox


beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain


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Panic! At the Disco - When the Day Met the Night
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When the sun found the moon
She was drinking tea in a garden
Under the green umbrella trees
In the middle of summer

When the moon found the sun
He looked like he was barely hanging on
But her eyes saved his life
In the middle of summer

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jessiicrossing:

All I did was forget she was coming over

jessiicrossing:

All I did was forget she was coming over